Phil has complained recently that he doesn't get enough coverage on my weblog. So I thought I would share the last few text messages I have received from him, to give you an idea of his personality and priorities:

where the hell are you man, and why havent you foned. i am hungry. from phil. (18-Feb 21:11)

HEY DUDERINO! I AM COMING HOME TONIGHT, SO BRING ME SOME FOOD. I'M IN THE MOOD FOR SOME KIND OF MEAT AND GRAVY DISH WITH MASHED POTATO. KERRANG DUDE. PHIL (25-Feb 10:35)

HEY YOUR DUDENESS. HOW ARE THINGS. HARRIET IS COMING TO SALISBURY TONIGHT AND WE ARE GOING OUT FOR DINNER. JUST THOUGHT ID LET YOU KNOW. SEEYA. PHIL (26-Feb 09:28)

Have you spotted the common theme?