Had a very enjoyable party at my place on Saturday night. Vast quantities of red wine were consumed (and thrown by Jonny Graham all over Jonny Martin). I wore a gold lame jacket and shades in an attempt to look vaguely like Bono. We also had Santana and Geri Halliwell present, who gave us an exhibition of Salsa dancing later in the evening!

Quite a few nimrods were invited, but none of you turned up. Shame on you! If I had advertised it as a Battle Cry tournament you would all have been there wouldn't you!

For those of who who have asked about my dizzy spell: I've got my head back together now, man........